My friend Connie writes…
From a 3 yr. old while saying goodbye:

3 yr. old: “I like your eyeball.”

Me: “Thanks.”

3 yr. old: “I want to eat it.”

Ummmm. OK.

Conversation with a 3 yr. old:

3 yr. old: “Do you like to be alone?”

Me: “Sometimes. Do you like to be alone?”

3 yr. old: “Ummm, only if there is someone with me.”